What my Friends and I come up with.
Okay so in English class we had to get into groups then write a short skit on the down-side of love. So anyway, my friends and I did friendship because well we could really do bf & gf with 3 girls write.... Unless of course... you know what nvm. So anyway here is what we came up with.
The Fight
Janette, played by Cailee, best friends with Yo-Yo and Elle
Yo-Yo, played by Kaiti, best friends with Janette and Elle
Elle, played by Maggie, best friends with Janette and Yo-Yo
Janette and Elle are fighting over the same guy and in the background Yo-Yo, who is friends with both of them, doesn’t know what to say so she just says random things.
[Yo-Yo and Elle are on center stage, facing 3/4 front when Janette walks on from stage right mad.]
Janette: I just got your text!
Elle: Okay, so are you going to help me get him?
Yo-Yo: Look, no one needs this guy; y’all can live with my and my cats for the rest of your lives.
Janette: No, I’m not going to help you “get him”, [Does air parentheses around “get him”] because I’m going to get him for myself.
Yo-Yo: Love is for puking madcap peacocks.
Elle: [Yells] I thought you were my friend and not some rude backstabbing monster!
Yo-Yo: You're both incompliant buffoons! Can’t you see what he’s doing to you?
Janette: I can’t believe we’ve been friends for forever and you never even know I liked him! You’re so two-faced!
Yo-Yo: Hey, I know! this dude's probably an alien, trying to take over the world, but he needs two bloody infectious hugger muggers, to love him! It’s his energy source!
Elle: Well how was I supposed to know that he liked you when you didn’t tell me! You’re such a forgetful fool!
Yo-Yo: Hey girls, don’t worry, maybe the alien has a brother.
Janette: It’s not my fault that you’re such and unobservant lunatic!
Yo-Yo: His witical charm has clouded your eyesight of the true profound messed up ways of the world.
Elle: How is it my fault that you never confide in me you-you headstrong snob! [She stutters on you trying to come up with a return insult.]
Yo-Yo: I’m telling, you guys, energy source!
Janette: Because there are some things a best friend should just know, you hugger-mugger!
Yo-Yo: You viral infectionist peacocks! Are you going let this alien come between you friendship!?
Elle: [She yells confused.] What does that even mean?
Janette: I don’t know!
Elle: Fine then, if I’m a hugger-mugger then you’re a fishmonger!
Yo-Yo: For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.’
[Janette and Elle both turn and look at Yo-Yo confused and yell at the same time.]
Janette & Elle: What are you even talking about? Stop copying me! [They both groan in frustration.] I can’t stand you!
[Janette and Elle storm of stage in opposite directions leaving Yo-Yo standing there alone.]
Yo-Yo: I’ll never understand girls. [She puts her hand to her forehead and looks down shaking her head.]
The Fight
Janette, played by Cailee, best friends with Yo-Yo and Elle
Yo-Yo, played by Kaiti, best friends with Janette and Elle
Elle, played by Maggie, best friends with Janette and Yo-Yo
Janette and Elle are fighting over the same guy and in the background Yo-Yo, who is friends with both of them, doesn’t know what to say so she just says random things.
[Yo-Yo and Elle are on center stage, facing 3/4 front when Janette walks on from stage right mad.]
Janette: I just got your text!
Elle: Okay, so are you going to help me get him?
Yo-Yo: Look, no one needs this guy; y’all can live with my and my cats for the rest of your lives.
Janette: No, I’m not going to help you “get him”, [Does air parentheses around “get him”] because I’m going to get him for myself.
Yo-Yo: Love is for puking madcap peacocks.
Elle: [Yells] I thought you were my friend and not some rude backstabbing monster!
Yo-Yo: You're both incompliant buffoons! Can’t you see what he’s doing to you?
Janette: I can’t believe we’ve been friends for forever and you never even know I liked him! You’re so two-faced!
Yo-Yo: Hey, I know! this dude's probably an alien, trying to take over the world, but he needs two bloody infectious hugger muggers, to love him! It’s his energy source!
Elle: Well how was I supposed to know that he liked you when you didn’t tell me! You’re such a forgetful fool!
Yo-Yo: Hey girls, don’t worry, maybe the alien has a brother.
Janette: It’s not my fault that you’re such and unobservant lunatic!
Yo-Yo: His witical charm has clouded your eyesight of the true profound messed up ways of the world.
Elle: How is it my fault that you never confide in me you-you headstrong snob! [She stutters on you trying to come up with a return insult.]
Yo-Yo: I’m telling, you guys, energy source!
Janette: Because there are some things a best friend should just know, you hugger-mugger!
Yo-Yo: You viral infectionist peacocks! Are you going let this alien come between you friendship!?
Elle: [She yells confused.] What does that even mean?
Janette: I don’t know!
Elle: Fine then, if I’m a hugger-mugger then you’re a fishmonger!
Yo-Yo: For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.’
[Janette and Elle both turn and look at Yo-Yo confused and yell at the same time.]
Janette & Elle: What are you even talking about? Stop copying me! [They both groan in frustration.] I can’t stand you!
[Janette and Elle storm of stage in opposite directions leaving Yo-Yo standing there alone.]
Yo-Yo: I’ll never understand girls. [She puts her hand to her forehead and looks down shaking her head.]